Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Monte, Argentina - 20200930 Wednesday - Against stupidity even God is fighting in vain.

 Against stupidity even God is fighting in vain.


Mot dumhet kämpar även Gud förgäves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv1ajIZe83c

Argentina är ett underbart land - frånsett ett enda mycket allvarligt problem:

Den dummaste städassistenten som någonsin har gått runt i ett par skor!

Jag brukar kalla henne Baloo - för att hon är vänlig, men inte alltid den smartaste tjejen på den här planeten.

Av en eller annan konstig anledning tycker hon att mina handdukar måste bytas varje dag - eller åtminstone så ofta som möjligt.

Och att tvätta handdukarna alldeles för ofta är - naturligtvis - ett helt onödigt slöseri med vatten, el och tvättpulver.

Jag torkar mig inte i röven med handdukarna!

Den här varningen gav jag Baloo förra gången hon var här:

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Intelligenstest:

Är fröken björn von Baloo säker på att hon vill bli grillad över öppen eld i trädgården och serverad till middag med broccoli och brenaisesås?

Om svaret på denna fråga är ja - var vänlig byt handdukar varje dag.

Om svaret på denna fråga är nej - var vänlig byt inte handdukar varje dag.

Grillmästaren.

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Och gissa vad hon gjorde nästa gång hon kom?

Hon bytte handdukar igen - naturligtvis!

Jag måste helt enkelt ge upp - mot dumhet kämpar även Gud förgäves!

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Against stupidity even God is fighting in vain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6e3ITsjLRI

Argentina is a wonderful country - except for one very serious problem:

The most stupid cleaning assistant that has ever been walking around in a pair of shoes!

I use to call her Baloo - because she is friendly, but not always the smartest girl on this planet.

By one or another strange reason she thinks that my towels needs to be changed every day - or at least as often as possible.

And to wash the towels way too often is - of course - a completely unnecessary waste of water, electricity and washing powder.

I do not wipe my ass with the towels!

This is the warning I gave Baloo last time she was here:

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Intelligence test:

Is Miss Bear von Baloo sure she wants to be grilled over an open fire in the garden and served for dinner with broccoli and brenaise sauce?

If the answer to this question is yes - please change towels every day.

If the answer to this question is no - please do not change towels every day.

The grill master.

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And guess what she did next time she came?

She changed the towels again - of course!

Well, I simply have to give up - against stupidity even God is fighting in vain!

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Contra la estupidez hasta Dios lucha en vano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnh_kPHp9LM

Argentina es un país maravilloso, excepto por un problema muy serio:

¡El asistente de limpieza más estúpido que jamás haya caminado con un par de zapatos!

Solía llamarla Baloo, porque es amigable, pero no siempre la chica más inteligente del planeta.

Por una u otra razón extraña, piensa que mis toallas deben cambiarse todos los días, o al menos con la mayor frecuencia posible.

Y lavar las toallas con demasiada frecuencia es, por supuesto, un desperdicio completamente innecesario de agua, electricidad y detergente en polvo.

¡No me limpio el culo con las toallas!

Esta es la advertencia que le di a Baloo la última vez que estuvo aquí:

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Prueba de inteligencia:

¿Está la señorita Osa von Baloo segura de que quiere que la asen a la parrilla sobre un fuego abierto en el jardín y la sirvan para cenar con brócoli y salsa brenesa?

Si la respuesta a esta pregunta es afirmativa, cambie las toallas todos los días.

Si la respuesta a esta pregunta es negativa, no cambie las toallas todos los días.

El maestro de la parrilla.

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¿Y adivinen qué hizo la próxima vez que vino?

Volvió a cambiar las toallas, ¡por supuesto!

Bueno, simplemente tengo que rendirme, ¡contra la estupidez incluso Dios está luchando en vano!

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The Jungle Book 1967 - Mowgli, Kaa Best Memorable Moments

The Jungle Book is a 1967 American animated musical comedy adventure film produced by Walt Disney Productions. Based on Rudyard Kipling's book of the same name, it is the 19th Disney animated feature film. Directed by Wolfgang Reitherman, it was the last film to be produced by Walt Disney, who died during its production. The plot follows Mowgli, a feral child raised in the Indian jungle by wolves, as his friends Bagheera the panther and Baloo the bear try to convince him to leave the jungle before the evil tiger Shere Khan arrives.

The early versions of both the screenplay and the soundtrack followed Kipling's work more closely, with a dramatic, dark, and sinister tone which Disney did not want in his family film, leading to writer Bill Peet and composer Terry Gilkyson being replaced. The casting employed famous actors and musicians Phil Harris, Sebastian Cabot, George Sanders and Louis Prima, as well as Disney regulars such as Sterling Holloway, J. Pat O'Malley and Verna Felton, and the director's son, Bruce Reitherman, as Mowgli.

The Jungle Book was released on October 18, 1967, to positive reception, with acclaim for its soundtrack, featuring five songs by the Sherman Brothers and one by Gilkyson, "The Bare Necessities". The film initially became Disney's second highest-grossing animated film in the United States and Canada,[3] and was also successful during its re-releases. The film was also successful throughout the world, becoming Germany's highest-grossing film by number of admissions.[4] Disney released a live-action remake in 1994 and an animated sequel, The Jungle Book 2, in 2003; another live-action adaptation directed by Jon Favreau was released in 2016.

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The Bare Necessities
Phil Harris, Bruce Reitherman, ...

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Well next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Oh man this is really living
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard
And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true
The bare necessities of life will come to you
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
With just the bare necessities of life

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Terry Gilkyson

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Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Well next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

Oh man this is really living
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard

And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true

The bare necessities of life will come to you

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
With just the bare necessities of life

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The Bare Necessities
Walt Disney Records
From Disney’s 1967 animated film The Jungle Book, anthropomorphic bear Baloo expounds upon Mowgli the importance of taking it easy. Essentially a precursor to Hakuna Matata.
Featuring

Phil Harris & Bruce Reitherman
Produced by

Larry Blakely
Release Date

1967

[Hook 1]
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

[Verse 1]
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

[Interlude 1]
(You eat ants!?)
Haha, you better believe it
You're going to love the way they tickle
(Mowgli, watch out!)

[Bridge]
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

[Hook 2]
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

[Verse 2]
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw

[Interlude 2]
Have I given you a clue?
(Golly, thanks Baloo!)
(Pawpaw, hah! Of all the silly gibberish)
C'mon Baggy, get with the beat!

[Bridge]
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!


[Verse 3]
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard

[Verse 4]
And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true

[Bridge]
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!


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From Disney’s 1967 animated film The Jungle Book, anthropomorphic bear Baloo expounds upon Mowgli the importance of taking it easy. Essentially a precursor to Hakuna Matata.
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